UMIL: Mr. Foo Foo Outran Me

Mr. Foo Foo, my father's French Bulldog, is one cute little bundle of doggie. He looks like a cross between a piglet and a sausage.  And I found out today that he can run...much faster than me.  I know that I need to hit the gym a little more but this became very apparent when I was outrun by Mr. Foo Foo today.  And trust me, I was running as fast as I could to catch him.

I know...my running ability is sad, right?  Go ahead and laugh.  I was (while I was trying to catch my breath)!