I had a great workout at the gym and it wasn't until I started stretching on the mat that I noticed something very, Very, VERY WRONG: I was wearing different sneakers on each foot.
Fine...there's really NO defense/excuse for wearing a different sneaker on each foot, but hey, just go with me on this one. This really was an unnecessary moment in life.
As an fyi, once I realized what was going on, I stopped stretching and jetted home. I don't think anyone else noticed but I was still mortified. This will NEVER happen again - I'm going to make sure of it.